Missing emergency slide that fell off Delta flight found — washed up in front of house of lawyer whose firm is suing Boeing

NY Post ^ | 04/29/2024 | Social Links forJosh Kosman

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Truth really is stranger than fiction!

[xp38]

The Lord works in mysterious ways

[Col Frank Slade]

How convenient.

[Trump Girl Kit Cat]

WOW I would call this a divine intervention!!!

[Magnum44]

[Ezekiel]

There *are* no odds!

He's no ordinary lawyer, either. Look how it all... Links up, because

"Jake Bissell-Linsk"

is really going to really clean up with this lawsuit.

The company even has a red delta for a logo.

Compare the similarities, folks. Nice touch!

The message here today and every day is that nobody but nobody outpuns the Master of the Universe.

Now I don't know off-hand if Jake is an ambulance-chaser, but it's obvious from the photo that the emergency slide fell straight for the siren song. Crashed right on the rocks!

"Don't make me come down there." ~ God

[linMcHlp]

cosmic

[alternatives?]

With hyphenated last names, when the kids, say Smith-Jones gets married to Harris-Dodd do their last names become Smith-Jones-Harris-Dobbs? Or Smith-Harris-Jones-Dobbs? If they have long Polish names, it might take the grandkids until 3rd grade to be able to spell their name.

[EastTexasTraveler]

When I read the headline I thought it must be the Babylon Bee.

[Navy Patriot]

Missing emergency slide that fell off Delta flight found — washed up in front of house of lawyer whose firm is suing Boeing

This qualifies for an X-Files episode!

[MortMan]

Kind of a horse head in the bed warning?

[Carl Vehse]

A little duct tape to cover any punctures from the rocks and then just stuff it back into the emergency exit door. Maybe use a little duct tape to keep it from falling off again.

[MortMan]

TFOA?

[DesertRhino]

For some reason, God clearly loves this attorney

[FreedomPoster]

You mean duck tape? AKA gray cloth tape?

Of high-speed take? AKA aluminized metal tape?

[Eagles6]

GMTA

[Rockingham]

Boeing seems snake bit these days.

[PAR35]

I’d recommend that waterproof tape they advertise on TV. Got some at a Northern Tool and the stuff really works.

[rlmorel]

Heh, I laughed...what’s that expression...in that part of the country you couldn’t swing a cat without hitting a lawyer!

[William of Barsoom]

I thought slides were mounted INTERNALLY below the door’s threshold, but INside the fusealage.

If so, how does such a thing “fall OFF?”