They are wrong, wrong, wrong!
One must saturate with caffeine, and live intensely!
What, do you want to live forever?
I have to live almost forever because no-one else would put up with my b*tchy kitty who bites when I don’t grant her every wish the moment she demands it. Neighbor has a 22-year-old cat, and Daisy is only 7. Her cattitude sux.
Never adopt the alpha of the litter.