MAN.! I sure wish there was a video of him getting mugged.!! It would be a treasure to keep for ever.. :)
Yeah, kinda like the Antifa Ahole who tried to toss a molotov at some coppers and dropped it — his fire dance was epic. Or, the more recent TWOT who set fire to an American flag and it wrapped around him — not enough brain power to stand upwind.
As to Shift. Talk about doing the job half-arshed!