Posted on 04/20/2024 7:05:59 AM PDT by NetAddicted
The Biden campaign has an ad where someone refers to him as 'sharp as a knife' and the mockery and laughter it has provided us is AMAZING!
Joe Biden’s new TV ad says he’s “sharp as a knife.” I discussed with @marthamaccallum: pic.twitter.com/W6HCI7340e
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) April 19, 2024
Look, the Biden Presidency is awful, the country is in shambles, and his administration is making a mess of everything, we understand they are trying to help push this guy over the finish line and remove some of the fears regarding if he is all there in the brian department BUT, bringing attention to the facts he is NOT all there is not the way to do it.
Sharp as a knife? Maybe sharp as a plastic knife but not a butter knife, and definitely not any butcher knives, and not even allowed to be in the same kitchen as a Ginsu™ knife. hahaha
The responses on X have us rolling!
Biden has a new ad where this dude is calling him “sharp as a knife”. Are they TRYING to make us burst into laughter?! 🤣🤣🤣
— Mrs B (@attackdogX) April 19, 2024
If so, it worked!
I don't think ANYONE can legitimately say elderly Joe Biden is "sharp as a knife".... https://t.co/lNQZJVBnUw
— The Big Guy get 10% (@RobGerundo) April 19, 2024
The fact the dude said it with a straight face says to us that the academy needs to hunt him down and award the man an Oscar.
The posts with people showing the knives he must be as sharp as were GOLD JERRY, GOLD!
pic.twitter.com/7i2k5lbTsW
— 🇺🇸ColonelMAGAMark🇺🇸 (@ColonelMark4) April 19, 2024
The knife: pic.twitter.com/Ne49ya3XvR
— AMAC (@AMACforAmerica) April 19, 2024
I found the knife Joe Biden is as sharp as.#SharpAsAKnife https://t.co/vJfUM2e0MJ pic.twitter.com/4TmoPcji2s
— Grateful Calvin (@shoveitjack) April 20, 2024
The knife…. pic.twitter.com/emcSqKWZkE
— Don Bovair (@DonBovair) April 19, 2024
The knife: pic.twitter.com/5qUQ5MbO0w
— AJ Meehan ☘️ (@ajmeehan13) April 19, 2024
EL - O - ELLLL!
If he really was sharp, would they feel the need to tell us every 5 minutes? 🤔
— Crusader for Liberty (@ME_4_Liberty) April 19, 2024
True, but the Left thrives on repeating things they know are not true until people accept them as true. It is how we are to the point in our culture where people burning and looting cities is called 'mostly peaceful protesting' and a grandma praying on January 6th is in jail.
Biden’s about as “sharp”, as that rusty blade Corn Pop had…😂😂😂
— LindaWhitesides 🆘🩸🇺🇸 (@CALILINDAK) April 19, 2024
We absolutely LOVE it when people bring up other insane Bidenisms! Corn Pop! *snort*
Seeing the new ad for Biden where the guy says he is sharp as knife. 🤣 maybe a butter knife or one of those plastic ones that break as soon as you try and use it.
— Pattie Crowson 🇺🇸 (@Sweet_P_916) April 19, 2024
We don't think even Biden supporters believe Biden is sharp-witted. They would be better off to play the 'Uncle Joe' card like they have done for the past 40 years or however long the man has been around in politics. They really should just let the man retire and save him from pooping on another pope, but the Left does not seem to understand dignity.
Oh well, at least we had a good laugh. We are not saying you should go play a hashtag game we may have started, but if you are bored and looking to have some fun, go play #ThingsBidenIsSharperThan. You'll have fun and we have several more months to deal with this insanity, we all need to laugh!
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Great post
The fact the dude said it with a straight face says to us that the academy needs to hunt him down and award the man an Oscar.
“That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball.”
—Foghorn Leghorn
One of the “analysts” had the gall to say, “Biden’s old, but Trump’s old too. The man fell asleep a couple of times this week.” Trump is sleeping in Court on purpose because he is compelled to waste his time there during jury selection to punish him for being Trump. Like an executive, he makes good use of dead time. Like sleeping on a transatlantic flight, only less comfortable.
Biden was going to respond to this, but when reading the teleprompter he kept pronouncing it “kuh-niffie “.
Joe Biden...sharp as a brick.
It IS reassuring to see that the mentally challenged Biden crowd all think alike, that Biden,
himself, is not some sort of odd duck who was put into the WH by some strange stroke of luck.
Just by saying it, the Biden bozos command all the voters out there to “just better believe it.”
biden is obamas oven mitt,
Doesn’t care how hot the heat it, how much it gets burned or banged in the oven and will toss it when hes done.
Joe Biden - Sharp as a cannibal
Sharp as the leading edge of a pallbearing
Biden has been a moron and a dufus since the first day he took office and it has not gotten any better since
The guy was considered a running joke and the dumbest man in the Senate.
Biden became VP as Obamas impeachment insurance because Obama knew Biden was so bad that the Senate that knows him the best would never allow him to become President
I have never heard of a knife analogy. I have heard often the phrase “sharp as a tack”, which led to the joke the person was instead “tarp as a shack”.
People can laugh about this. But talk to Netanyahu or talk to former US employees in Afghanistan. Somebody’s getting some pretty sharp knives from somewhere. Their backs will tell the tale.
sharp as a balloon
Having followed his career since the 1980s, I can confidently say that Brandon wasn't competent to be President on the best day he ever had.
sharp, kinda like cool, if they have to tell you he’s cool, he’s not...
Jill Biden gets free full time nursing and cleaning Joe care she will hold on to that until death do us part.
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