Kiryandil needs a hug AND a cookie.
I can imagine the yukks that you get from leading them on with your BS news bits.
For example, your breathless articles about the Dzhankoi airfield from several days ago turned out to be agitprop horseplop, according to informed sources.
The Putin had the missiles moved beforehand [probably info leaked by the pro-Russian Ukie fifth column], and The Ukraine wasted a bunch of The ATACMS on the equivalent of Patton's rubber tanks in England before the invasion.
As for the offer of a cookie, I've seen what you zeepers do with the "ISW cookies" that get posted on the warpig thread of CreepyInTejas.
Similar to a cookie and twelve-year-old boys, if you get my drift.
But no worries! Aunty Vicky has always got more!