Sheila Jackson Lee Named Head Of Harvard Astronomy Department

Babylon Bee ^

[mabarker1]

She previously sat on

Was anyone hurt when she sat on them ?

[bimboeruption]

>>>I bet most of the kids in that class the other day knew she was completely ignorant about the ‘solar system’.<<<

She's also completely ignorant regarding the topic of slavery...

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I love Dava Sobel’s work. I worked with a woman at MIT/LL who had met Dava Sobel. She had been in charge of the LINEAR program, that at one time had found about 90% of all near earth asteroids known. She had an asteroid named after her, not in some phony “book of records” but by the IAU. (I might add that she was the best groomed human being, the asteroid lady, not Dava Sobel, I have ever met.)

[Songcraft]

Lee said she was really just thinking about all those gassers the moon keeps shooting, and how they are what keep all those tides working properly.


      

[CodeToad]

Well, space is black, inside her head is dark, and she’s black.

[GOPJ]

"Her knowledge blew us away," said Harvard Interim President Alan Garber. "When she said, 'The moon is made up of mostly gasses. That's why the question is why or how could we humans live on the moon' -- that's when we knew she was Harvard material."

Sheila Jackson Lee - yes, she belongs at Harvard. - it's a fit.

[Liz]

SJL has been nominated to be a member of the
prestigious “Waiting Around To Be Offended Club.”