Your make believe stat lines are impressive for playing against imaginary girls using a Time Machine.
Congrats Lebrun.
As for the rest, I played, directly, at the same position, against 2 guys that went to the NBA, from 7th through 12th grade.
Yeah, I played enough basketball against men in my life to feel confident judging the quality of play I just watched.
But hey, get some WNBA season tickets if that's the kind of thing you like to watch. Wouldn't bother me a bit.