I love the last one. The success of a misshapen, no talent individual like Pete Davidson proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that a person can gain fame and fortune by signing his soul over to the Devil.
At least with the Bee you know they are making a joke. When people tell you that entirely predictable eclipses are in fact a sign from God it is harder to tell if they are joking.
...Your government and its most powerful institutions are being run by Epstein clients.
...Your society has had its education, public services, entertainment, mass
media, and all bureaucracies with access to children, infiltrated and restructured
to create and perpetuate a systemic child grooming crisis.
...Your government just renamed Easter to “Transgender Day of Visibility”, in
case you had any difficulty spotting who’s agenda you are not permitted to
interfere with.
The ground shook under Schumer for some reason, probably not good.
"The Lord will give me a sign."
Well, he hasn’t zapped anyone with a thoughtfully placed bolt of lightning. So maybe He is just a bit miffed.
It seems like he has turned the country over to their unnatural desires.
10. Supporting Males who think they are female to “Play” female sports.