I prefer the Sinatra/Stevie Wonder version of Ebony and Ivory:
You are black and I am white
You are blind as a bat and I have sight
Side by side, you are my amigo — Negro — let’s not fiiiiiight.
STevie would follow that with:
“I’m a singer, not a fighter!
Remember, Frank, how good you used to sing?
Not like now....Oops! Just joshin’ Mister Chairman!”
LOL!