Here’s a Hungarian joke I heard as a kid.
Q. A German soldier and a Russian soldier are advancing on an Hungarian soldier in a foxhole. Whom does the Hungarian shoot first?
A. The German. Business before pleasure.
I have since learned that this joke is not purely Hungarian. Most Eastern European nations have some version of it. For example, in Poland it’s a Polish soldier in the foxhole.
The advancing soldiers are the same, though.
“I have since learned that this joke is not purely Hungarian.”
Yep. One of those fill in the blank jokes like how many ____ does it take to change light bulb? LOL Though the punch line can vary depending on whats in the blanks.