Well played, Professor Mass.
I don’t want to pay for any more of this pseudo-Science.
More clouds don’t reduce da Erf’s fever?
[picard facepalm]
“Finally, happy April 1”
Happy April 8th to those in the “path”...
“The origin of the increasing cloud cover is clear according the Professor Rocston. Increasing CO2 leads to global warming. Such warming results in more evaporation and the moisture content of the air increases with temperature.” -article
This is circular logic at best.
Water vapor is the most prevalent “ greenhouse” gas in the atmosphere. But you can’t blame water vapor on humans, so CO2 is the driver of choice “because we say so” by AGW “scientists”
The reason the eclipse isn’t visible to everyone is that it’s racist and doesn’t respect equity. I say we ban them altogether.
It’s more like all the crap they’re spraying in the air. I don’t remember the last time I ever saw a perfectly cloudless sky.
U.S. Constitution
Article 1. The Congress shall construct a thermostat to control the temperature of planet earth.
Article 2. Every hour, the Congress shall adjust that thermostat.
Article 3. The Congress shall set the maximum level of the oceans.
Article 4. The Congress shall set the miles per Kilowatt.
Article 5. The Congress shall set the rotational speed of the planet earth.
Article 6. The Congress shall set the size of The Ozone Hole.
LOL 🤣
(New Research Finds that Solar Eclipses are Harder to See Due to Global Warming)
The 🌑 darkness is obscuring the 🌑 darkness.
https://youtu.be/_2JcpDabd48?si=Ddr7dHpPTbI42tRs
If he’s an atmospheric scientist, he should know about albedo. The white upper surface of clouds reflect more incoming sunlight due to increased albedo, and make the earth cooler, not hotter. Infact, the Global Climate Models don’t even include clouds. That’s one of the reasons why they aren’t accurate, and that’s why his forecasts are wrong. He would be just as accurate using slain goat entrails as his source of information.
Global warming affects the mating cycles of the Florida swamp rat, it causes early andropause in men and older cars backfire more frequently, increasing carbon pollution. Man, I need a grant to study all this.
I hadn’t realized that all eclipses are in the exact same places at the same time of the day, combined with the fact that our solar system is in exact resonance after billions of years is amazing! /s
America, even the weather is sensationalized, politicized, marketed and sold.
He should write a book. Maybe CNN will bring him on to talk about the weather...
Don’t have time for this moron.
Might be clearer if you dink wine at dinner.
Global warming affects the mating cycles of the Florida swamp rat, it causes early andropause in men and older cars backfire more frequently, increasing carbon pollution. Man, I need a grant to study all this.
Good post!
Lol... What idiocy.
Man-made cloudiness.
Why don’t these superstitious, modern savages just get it over with and declare ‘Global Warming’ to be their god?
Global warming is nothing but the revival of a cult as old as time. I expect that the grand old practice of pointless blood sacrifice will begin again within decades.