Posted on 04/01/2024 6:23:53 PM PDT by PROCON
Just proves most FReepers usually only read the title and then comment. 😂
Global warming affects the mating cycles of the Florida swamp rat, it causes early andropause in men and older cars backfire more frequently, increasing carbon pollution. Man, I need a grant to study all this.
Good post!
Lol... What idiocy.
Man-made cloudiness.
Why don’t these superstitious, modern savages just get it over with and declare ‘Global Warming’ to be their god?
Global warming is nothing but the revival of a cult as old as time. I expect that the grand old practice of pointless blood sacrifice will begin again within decades.
I should have known right from the start that it was an April Fools Day put on because it didn't focus on the disparate impact on LGBTQ+ and at risk minorities
Keeping idiots from going blind one burning tire at a time.
You got me! I’m in the path of totality, and the forecast has been rain for the last 2 weeks. That’s after two years of drought.
All these climate change/global warming freaks need to flock to the full eclipse areas, and since it’s visibility is “hindered” by climate change, they should rightly be able to watch the entire total eclipse, from beginning to end, with just their naked eyes...no eye protection needed now....LOL
In Dallas they are predicting cloud cover for April 8th.
Where I am in Texas the solar eclipse will be harder to see due to lots of clouds.
I saw a plot/map of the historic prevalence of cloud cover across the path for April 8th. [I think on one of Don Day’s weather podcasts - dayweatherpodcast.com]
It seemed to be that the higher the latitude, the higher the likely hood of cloud cover.
Given that path is only about 50 miles away, I’m likely to go unless it’s pouring.
Well played! The Carbon madness is so routine that most folks, even here , can't wait to post about the nonsense, before they read the whole thing and realize they have been fooled.
Guilty as charged, M’lud! I blame society...
It does though back-up the fact that most FReepers usually only read the title and perhaps a few sentences before commenting.
I too have been guilty of that. 😁
I’ve been around FR for a long time and I know not reading the article is a long-held tradition, but I’m still amazed how no one has yet seemed to have “gotten” it.
FYI, Most commenters have fallen for the April Fools climate article. 😎
Y2clipse
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