"Got a whale of a tail to tell you lads
whale of a tail or two
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tail and its all true
I swear by my tattoo
Posted on 03/27/2024 12:13:10 PM PDT by Red Badger
Here’s my theory:
Humans had tails.
The longer the tail, the easier it was for a predator to catch.
So having a shorter tail was good for survival.
The females began to see short tails as preferable to long tails, so they chose to mate with shorter and shorter tails.
Heads you win, Tails you lose.
Eventually all the long tails died out or were eaten by predators.
That’s my tale of tails.......................
Some….not me…are born with tails and extra digits. Just saying.
“...They tell us that
We lost our tails
Evolving up
From little snails
I say it’s all
Just wind in sails
Are we not men?
We are Devo...”
Because they like to wear pants.
Accuweather couldn’t get the weather right, so now they’re spouting this crap.
How long before some crazies want tails or tails on their kids?
“going to accuweather for biology is like going to KJB and asking what a woman is biologically.”
It is from the Institute for Systems Genetics and Biochemistry and Molecular Pharmacology at the New York University Grossman School of Medicine.
Because we did not “evolve” from apes and we were not so designed.
Indeed if we came form monkeys they wouldn’t still be around it’s how evolution works.
Careful, you’re giving the trans critters ideas.
We already have ‘Furries’..................
An unlikely place?
Uranus??!
"Got a whale of a tail to tell you lads
whale of a tail or two
'Bout the flappin' fish and the girls I've loved
On nights like this with the moon above
A whale of a tail and its all true
I swear by my tattoo
Uranus?
Doors
They don’t make them like that anymoe.
Orphan Black already addressed that, I think in season two.
Orphan Black was too obtuse for me.
OMG, I was gonna post that on Orphan Black, they do! A much underrated r rated tv series!
Pants
(It’s a friggin’ joke, ok?)
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