[outofsalt]

Hey, Sam, would you prefer almond milk or nut juice?

[Spacetrucker]

Oh, I feel certain he will get all the “nut juice” he can handle in prison ...

[ridesthemiles]

I was raised on a dairy farm.

The power would go out regularly.

I remember how hard it could be to hand milk a cow that was used to the milking machine only.

When “almond milk” came out, I told another rural neighbor-—”I cannot begin to imagine how hard it must be to “MILK AN ALMOND”.

SHE ALMOST FELL OFF HER HORSE LAUGHING