[nwrep]

Long live Russia. Hail Tchaikovsky. All power to the bear.

[crusty old prospector]

What about Rachmaninov?

[Parmy]

That's it! Russia is done. They have lost the war for the bazilyionth time.

Turn out the light the party is over.

[Apparatchik]

Sorry, Russia, but Tchaikovsky Was Definitely Gay