Biden’s a potato.
Someone joked about this on FR this morning.
Seems like we must have a Babylon Bee writer on this site.
Less than 5 hours the prediction came true.
Unfertilized eggs aren’t sentient. Hens lay eggs of their own volition.
Someone’s going to come up with a ‘bright’ idea:
“Hey! How about we use EGG-Rolls for the Easter lawn party?
Most restaurants don’t use real eggs for those rolls anyway, or no very much real egg. There’s a lotta Tofu in there.”
Eggs are a symbol of Christ who came out of the tomb in the same way that chicks come out of the egg.
PETA has lots of money, but I despise them. They would send white girls from the west (Mainly US and Canada) to protest eating chicken and fish. They would pull these stunts on the streets, while street kids were begging nearby.
Fish and chickens are the main source of protein for the poor here.
They have been substituting vaginas for balls for some time now, so why not eggs for potatoes?
🤣🤣🤣what retards!!
Biden is already a potato so it’s fitting
“”would not “exploit any sentient beings and would encourage empathy and kindness to animals””
How about rolling the heads of these demented jerks?
She really thinks the chickens KNOW how their eggs are being used? Guess so!
a ”potato roll” would not “exploit any sentient beings...”
Are the Democrats exploiting a sentient being by using dementia-ridden Biden as a figurehead? Or is that exploiting a non-sentient being? Once-sentient?
Babylon Bee?
Give in to this and it will never stop
Eggs are an Easter tradition and make good money for the egg industry. What this demand from PRTA does is peg them as anti-business and, I suspect, Marxists.
The Maoist cultural revolution will leave no stone unturned.
Any dispute, any argument is an opportunity to rule.
An opportunity to gain power.
That is why the Left continuously does this stupid stuff. Leftist groups intrude where they have no business, but they start an argument over something, anything, and the resolution of the argument is an opportunity for them to gain power.
Whether it is the White House Easter Egg roll, joining the Audubon Society to create a dispute over renaming “racist” bird names, blocking some logging road they have no connection to... or whatever,... the object is to create an argument, create a dispute, where they have the opportunity to acquire and exercise power.
By doing this, they create something (political power for them) out of nothing. It’s like magic. Or fractional reserve banking.
It only works because their nonsense is not summarily rejected.
Wouldn’t it be “potatoes for eggs” (’potatoes instead of eggs’)? Who writes these headlines?
The PETA cult is a bunch of deranged people who would kill a baby while petting a puppy.
Does ANYONE actually think they use REAL eggs?
The White House Egg Roll dates back to 1878, when President Rutherford B. Hayes agreed to open the White House the Monday following Easter to all children who wanted to roll Easter eggs. In 1981, President Ronald Reagan and First Lady Nancy Reagan hosted a hunt for wooden eggs that bore the signatures of famous people. Wooden eggs soon became the official White House Egg Roll keepsakes. The wooden eggs are designed to reflect the special theme of each year’s event and are inscribed with the signatures of the president and first lady.
https://www.whitehousehistory.org/press-room/press-releases/official-2024-white-house-easter-eggs-now-available