[EvilCapitalist]

This is probably a more accurate history. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rejpzjsVb_0&list=PLGjeDv7h1OGoBoW13PkBNgqai6zig1zKU&index=18

[Liz]

Jill ordered Joe’s handlers to do something about his squinty eyes.

So they propped them up with Crazy Glue.