Or get an American Bully.
Posted on 02/27/2024 5:21:57 PM PST by george76
Wise words from Babylon Bee. If you do, keep your head on a swivel and carry protection.
Given biden’s busing them and flying them all over the country I’d say even that’s not a safe distance
Can NOT BEAT the bee....
I don’t know how they stay ahead of the msm ... but they do ..
And a 60 pound doberman at your side never hurts either.
Please take a look at this sketch. Police have DNA but no name. His DNA matched two crime scenes. Los Angeles and Maryland. He could be anywhere.
Have you seen what women wear jogging these days? Really, they’re just asking for it, with as many feral South American criminals and gang members President Double Scoop has sponsored the last 3 plus years.
Ladies, do your part to help destroy a Constitutional Republic with Rule of Law, and let ‘em get a good rape in. The Democrat Party will scowl upon you if you didn’t at least give them a chance...
Smith and Wesson making a production run right now of airweight snubs in .32 magnum.
Perfect ladies’ gun. Sufficient deterrent power, less recoil, and six rounds instead of five.
But I’m not into that kinda stuff anymore.
Well done...
2000 miles from the Mexican border and 2000 miles from the Canadian border covers the whole mess.
Or get an American Bully.
Or get an American Bully.
Still to close ;)
...avoid jogging within 2,000 miles of an open border,...
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Hawaii? Does that count?
I have always had dobbies and I will stick with them.
Very protective of the cubs as well.
But in all seriousness even a small (not toy) dog makes a great alarm system.
A frenchy probably not but I have gone running with my parent's Boston and he is quite ready to make some noise if he feels something is wrong.
That’s a serious looking dog.
Once again, did a double take and then had a peak to assure myself that it really was the Bee. Too often you can’t tell anymore.
I dunno. The MSM is hot on their heels.
Ouch!
One click and some typing and I would have fallen for the Bee’s chicanery.
They are clever....
The Bee slips into real news reporting far too often these days.
Not that they can help it. It’s just that reality has a way of catching up with satire too often.
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