[Da Coyote]

When one hires a demonstrably stupid person to run sales, one can watch their company image ‘transition’ (hmmm) from funny and heart-rending commercials (the frogs and the Clidesdales) to a repulsive looking sicko who has no purpose in life other than turning oxygen into CO2 and good food into Obamastuff.

[Hot Tabasco]

I really miss the frogs

[T.B. Yoits]

The executives at Transheuser Busch hired Alissa Heinerscheid to change the image of Bud Light to be "less fratty". She did exactly that and now fraternity brothers spend their money on cheap beer made by other companies.

She deserves a promotion.