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To: CathyWhite

This is nonsennse spam. We do not appreciate it.


97 posted on 02/14/2024 12:26:54 PM PST by citizen (Put all LBQTwhatever programming on a new subscription service: PERV-TThose look good)
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To: citizen

But what if President Trump is elected, but the House impeaches and the Senate convicts, and his VP Tucker Carlson is president, but Fox sues Carlson for leaving Fox, before Tucker picks a replacement, and Michelle Obama just walks in and takes over, and picks Kamala, Michelle resigns, Kamala picks Micheal Scott (from The Office), Kamala Harris decides to take a sabbatical, and she makes sure Pelosi is head of the House again, Micheal Scott decides he really loves Jan over Holly, so he leaves Dunder Mifflin Paper so he is ineligible to be VP, so suddenly Pelosi decides to just ‘deems’ herself President, and she selects Vladimir Putin as VP, Putin assassinates Pelosi, and also assassinates Mitch McConnell, but sadly he dies in office, so since there is no VP, and Pelosi and McConnell are both assassinated, it goes to the Sec. of State Blinken, he appoints both Biden and Kamala both President and Vice President respectively, but they both resign, and Nikki Haley decides it’s her turn to be President, and picks John McCain, who is stood up in a chair like Weekend at Bernies, Haley falls out of a window, so Dead McCain is sitting there rotting, and the SCOTUS rules that dead people cannot be President, so the Democrat Party selects Frank Lautenberg, but then they realize Frank is also dead, so Barack Obama decides all of this is crazy, and just elects himself President.

BOOM President Barry.


103 posted on 02/14/2024 12:31:48 PM PST by Lazamataz (Laz 2005: "First, we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.")
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To: citizen

HEY! IT COULD HAPPEN!


106 posted on 02/14/2024 12:32:57 PM PST by Lazamataz (Laz 2005: "First, we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.")
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