[Allegra]

They really switch sides so they could get inside intel on the fact that Putin is really dead.

And to sell black market eggs.

[AndyJackson]

Ruzzians so incompetent under weak man Putin that they are starving because they cannote even raise eggz. Weak country. Overthrow Putin and you can be stroink as Zbullshit again. Alzo, Putin huge international security threat. Trust us. Blinke and Biden know.