It’s New Year’s Eve. Wood Dragon year.
This year Chicoms are pushing this weird thing where they’re calling it loong year.
Dragon is spelled long. But somehow this year it’s racist or something to say dragon because non-Chinese dragons are different.
So they say loong year, changing long to loong.
It’s crazy psycho stuff.
Wait, you can tell the Chinese dragons because non-Chinese dragons, because one has two hump, and one has one hump?