[usurper]

First time lost it on a hot dog.

That's just insane you could have at least gone for a beer brut.

[mairdie]

tee-totaler here

Only time I tried alcohol was when I was serving mother a Lafite Rothschild ‘61. The description was so entrancing that I put a finger in it and let a drop fall into my mouth. It was everything they said it was. No matter how many crackers I ate, I couldn’t get the taste of the single drop out of my mouth.