LOL!
Your error is comparing the specific (who is alone on Christmas Eve) to the more general.
Mrs. Fury at that time went to PA to spend Christmas Eve / Christmas morning with her mother who was in her late 80s. I stayed home to do chores.
We were not magically married in 2016. We were magically married several years before that. And that was a magical day!
But you still are sporting a potty mouth. Best to work on that. I doubt you would talk that way to a stranger in person. But there’s always some posters with keyboard bravado.
That you can’t argue the issues is telling. A sign of ignorance, willful ignorance or a more organic issue.