On the rare occasions they're available, my dogs recommend them raw. Wouldn't mind yogurt or cream cheese. But no chocolate, my choice not theirs. Siracha they'd tolerate. But raw off the tree is best. For humans, maybe fry them in butter and sugar with a bit of Crystal hot sauce. I've never tried that, nor will I, but the author might.
My neighbor’s dogs ate so many they both had to go to the vet. 🤣