Redheads are either super hot or not she is on the meh side of redheads. That said eating cicadas is not crazy First Nations,and Native Americans have eaten them for the wonderful natures bounty they represents for tens of thousands of years. They have twice the protein per gram as bison where bison already beats domesticated cattle. Once a generation a massive protein feast from mother earth would come it was a time for celebrations for what the Great Spirit had provided in bounty.
Taste wise grilled or fried I would challenge someone in a blind taste test to not tell me they are eating shrimp or prawn. Just handing one to someone blind a d eating it the first thing they would say is grilled shrimp. Only Americans peal shrimp most the rest of the world eats them whole shell on as do I having been on 6 or 7 continents myself now.
If you put cicadas in your dog’s food you would be arrested for animal cruelty. Except the dog would probably rather starve than eat them.