I am a renaissance beach bum, a man for all seasides.
Being close to salt water has the wonderful effect of moderating the weather extremes at least 99.8% of the time. The other 0.2% just happens to be hurricanes. You have to learn to reason with hurricane season.
SpyNavy
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
You might be a bit optimistic tolerating that 0.2% hurricane risk. Don’t you live next door to a bigass COVERED drydock which protects the project being worked on down in the hole? Those guys think the risk is a bit higher. And I do remember the skin getting blown off that thing a couple ‘canes back?
I thought once I might be a hippy, but it turns out I’m a beach bum.