[Leaning Right]

I had a few rules that I tried to follow when I was dating. Here’s one. It’s not the top rule. But it is in the top ten.

- Do not date a woman who owns a pit bull.

It’s not the mindset of the dog. It’s the mindset of a woman who would own such a dog.

[Deaf Smith]

>>I had a few rules that I tried to follow..

Back in the early eighties during my oil field years, I was mess’n with a bike chick in San Angelo (Texas, y’all).

She had a one year old Doberman dog she said she was training to be her protector and that training was going well.

We were on the couch watching TV so I got up, pick her up over my shoulder, walked to the refrigerator to get a beer, walked back and placed her back on the couch.

The whole time the Doberman just followed me along to the kitchen and back.

After I settled her down back to her original position on the couch, she commented that her dog needed more training.

**My rule was to be sure the women were not married.