[mkmensinger]

I loved the Concerto for Horn & Hardart.

[Borges]

some of his ‘compositions’…

The Abduction of Figaro
Canine Cantata: “Wachet Arf!” (S. K9),
the Trite Quintet (S. 6 of 1),
“O Little Town of Hackensack”,
A Little Nightmare Music,
The cantata ‘Iphigenia in Brooklyn’,
The Art of The Ground Round (S. $1.19/lb.),
Blaues Grasse (The Bluegrass Cantata),
the dramatic oratorio Oedipus Tex, featuring the “O.K. Chorale”.
Concerto for Piano vs. Orchestra
Hansel & Gretel & Ted & Alice, an opera in one unnatural act.
“The Seasonings”
The Unbegun Symphony
Lasso D’Amore”, originated by 18th Century Viennese cowboys

[Noumenon]

Then there’s the unforgettable Pervertimento for Bicycle, Bagpipes and Balloon.