Old Soviet joke
Man goes to buy a lada, dealer say ready in ten years, man asks morning or afternoon?, dealer says what the difference?
Man says I have plumber coming in the afternoon
—”Man goes to buy a lada, dealer say ready in ten years, man asks morning or afternoon?, dealer says what the difference?
Man says I have plumber coming in the afternoon”
My son-in-law will enjoy this one.
A newer Russian joke.
“In Moscow, they teach many languages.
Russian to those that want to study the past, English and Hebrew to those that want to leave, and Chinese to those that want to stay.”