So at least we can be sure there are not a lot of crackers out there going wild stealing dem black folk.
Which begs the question, is it only an Ebony Alert if a honkey abducts a poor black child?
"A couple of years ago in Palmdale, for example, a pair of 5- or 6-year-old brothers who are African American disappeared for months, Bradford said. There was never an Amber Alert triggered, he said, even though authorities knew about the situation — and one of the boys was ultimately found dead."
They only give us sparse details that muddy the water.