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Well there it is you all, the stupidest thing I will read all day and it's only 2:30 AM
1 posted on 01/03/2024 11:28:52 PM PST by Morgana
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To: Morgana

You’re not lying either. How did they make it that far in life being so incredibly stupid.


2 posted on 01/03/2024 11:44:12 PM PST by HollyB
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To: Morgana

Maybe the thief built up static electricity on the seat of his pants and it attracted more power from the EV’s battery packs and shocked him off the seat.⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡😱💨💨


3 posted on 01/03/2024 11:44:56 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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To: Morgana

RE:described as a 6’2 black male around 18-23 years old wearing black clothes and a black mask.

Said to be eating a licorice Twizzler and listening to “Paint It, Black” on the sound system.


4 posted on 01/03/2024 11:47:58 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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To: Morgana

Many lawyers have already contacted him.
They will sue Amazon and win.


5 posted on 01/04/2024 12:21:45 AM PST by NoLibZone (We have the nation we deserve The bad guys are willing to protest and riot while we email.)
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To: Morgana

Maybe next time he’ll remember to wear a G-suit...As if!


6 posted on 01/04/2024 3:23:34 AM PST by equaviator (If 60 is the new 40 then 35 must be the new 15.)
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When apprehended, the Soros DA, Kim Ogg, will probably let him off with a ticket for not wearing a seat belt.

EC


7 posted on 01/04/2024 5:17:34 AM PST by Ex-Con777
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