[MtnClimber]

We left the gold standard a long time ago. Joe can print as much paper money as he wants, thinking he is creating wealth.

[sauropod]

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[GrandJediMasterYoda]

The commies have a puppet in the nations highest office and all they have to do is offer him ice cream to get him to do what they want.

"Joe, if you ban all fossil fuels, we will get you a vanilla cone later on"

"Oh goody!"

"Look at me! I got ice cream! I got ice cream!"