A friend of mine owned a grocery store. Back in the 80’s, a guy tried to steal some lobsters by stuffing them down his pants.
My buddy tackled the thief in the parking lot. During the struggle one of the bands came off the lobster’s claw, and the crustacean latched onto something sensitive. The thief was screaming for help.
My friend kept him pinned down and screaming until the police arrived.
So ... a feel-good story to end the year. I love it.