[C210N]

I once landed, at night, at a large airport, on the taxiway.

It was after the tower closed for the night, and the runway lights were not responding to the usual 7-clicks on the CTAF.

Not a river, for sure, but certainly personally very memorable.

[Texas resident]

My former boss took off in a fog. He was on the taxiway by mistake. As he was accelerating, he saw a fuel truck in front of him. He pulled back on the yoke hard and cleared the truck by about 20 feet.

[al baby]

I was in multiable water landings