"But you can entertain, and the only reason I suggest you can do something with the way you die is a little known...and less understood ... portion of death called "The Two Minute Warning." Obviously, many of you do not know about it, but just as in football, two minutes before you die, there is an audible warning: "Two minutes, get your s**t together"..."
“And if I am wrong, may God strike me down dead!”