Chinese chess champion is STRIPPED of title and has prize money confiscated after victory celebration ended with him DEFECATING in a hotel bath - as he also faces claims he cheated by using anal beads

Dailymail ^ | 26 Dec 2023 | PERKIN AMALARAJ

[DUMBGRUNT]

The association was also forced to address rumours circulating online that Yan had cheated during the competition by using anal beads equipped with wireless transmitters to send and receive signals.

Yan allegedly clenched and unclenched rhythmically to communicate information about the chess board via code to a computer, which then sent back instructions on what moves to make in the form of vibrations, according to reports circulating on the Chinese social site Weibo.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Also sounds like an episode of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” where this was the plot;

https://www.looper.com/1320384/its-always-sunny-philadelphia-franks-chess-match-based-bizarre-true-story/

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”It’s got everything... “

All of that and “The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat.”

[Toddsterpatriot]

He used drawers from the dressers.

[Apparatchik]

Well, how else was he supposed to get his beads back?

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”Sounds implausible.”

So do the many casino scams over the years.

My favorite is the dentist drill down the sleeve and under the finger drilling a small hole in a slot machine, to insert a thin wire and manipulate the moving display with a thin wire on mechanical slots.

Also the toe-operated blackjack computer.

[Toddsterpatriot]

Can’t they just jam all electronic/cell communication?

In the US, the FCC won't let you.

They need signal absorbing paint.

[Rummyfan]

Just when you think things can’t get any weirder...

[JZelle]

I always use anal beads in Vegas. I was able to retire at 40.

[doorgunner69]

Just another chess match in San Fagsicko.

[MayflowerMadam]

I worked at a 5-star resort in Hawaii, and the Housekeeping staff offered had interesting stories to tell about guests.

One celebrity star did this all the time — pooped in the shower and left it for Housekeeping to clean up. Oscar winner. Cannot say who did to confidentiality. He/she is disgusting.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

What’s the baud rate of anal clenching?

[Libloather]

How did they find...? Oh, nevermind.

[moovova]

Ah...a Chinese backdoor. Willy Oriental Gentleman.

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”I always use anal beads in Vegas. I was able to retire at 40.”

Nice if you can avoid detection, conceal the winnings, and somehow compensate for inflation.

[fso301]

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”What’s the baud rate of anal clenching?”

It’s inversely proportional to the frequency of his flatulence.

No more stone age baud this is BLE!
Keeping the battery count down is very important.

[glorgau]

We’re going start hearing about people who “only do this to win at chess”.

[DUMBGRUNT]

—”We’re going start hearing about people who “only do this to win at chess”.”

Or just until he needs glasses.

[desertsolitaire]

That’s racist.

[TangoLimaSierra]

What’s the baud rate of anal clenching?

It's slow because it's analog.