[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Same author: The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

[SaveFerris]

I remember how he, in the wake of 9/11 said he wouldn’t mind getting a chip in his hand to prove he wasn’t a terrorist so that he could go to the Dodger games.

Now don’t anyone go blurting out his name LOL 🤣😆