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[rlmorel]

Well. I have carried a pager for about 45 years now, and when that thing goes off at 3:00 AM, even still, I levitate about a foot off the mattress, spinning in mid-air, and my heart hammers like a drum.

An alarm clock with any kind of alarm does the same thing. I used to have a “Baby Ben” wind-up alarm clock, and that was just awful. All of that was like having a bucket of ice water thrown on me while someone clangs together ash can lids like cymbals. Just the worst way to wake up.

For many years now, I wake to classical music. But if the pager goes off...well, that is Katy Bar The Door.