[SERKIT]

Jack Smith - it's not his real name.

Sometimes it's 'John Luman Smith' depending on how he wants to sign his name on court documents on any given day.

His real name is Tomás de Torquemada, Grand DoJ Inquisitor, Persecutor of Donaldus Magnus.

[Bob Ireland]

***His real name is Tomás de Torquemada, Grand DoJ Inquisitor, Persecutor of Donaldus Magnus***

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!