I see their celebrities are just as godless as ours.
Ben Cardinski fired Aidan Maese-Czeropski for sex on Amy Klobucharski's desk and chair, while Sam Brintonski steals the Louis Vuitton and Admiral Rickie-Racy Levinski leads the Coast Guard patrols. Katie Hill-zky seeks redemption for her sex tapes by resigning Congress for sexual congress, while the Bidenksi Unter-son did cocaine and hookers.
And then there's the President Zelensky and Ukrainian people singing and dancing naked in supermarkets [Music Video]πΊπ¦
Them thar Ruskies are jez like them thar Demo-critters like them Z "chaps." The Epstein list is coming soon..... And more from the Lavender Vatican, not to mention the Boy Scouts....
What a schtick of shock, as it seems some are rather alike the world 'round. I'm shocked, I tell, shocked.