But if you’re an illegal immigrant, or if you glue yourself to the road for a leftwing cause, no problem. Britain is going to hell in a handbasket.
"[The Trading Standards inspector] said they'd had reports of us using illegal sprinkles, and I actually laughed by mistake, then realized he was being serious," Get Baked owner Rich Myers told the BBC at the time. "To whoever reported us to Trading Standards, all I have to say is: 'Dear Lord, what a sad little life Jane'."
Even money that an Asian grooming gang is trafficking this Trading Standards inspector's daughter to her Muzzie overlords...
Just like the rest of Europe.