[PAR35]

Well, one of the old standards:

Heaven:
The police are British
The cooks are French
The engineers are German
The administrators are Swiss
The lovers are Italian
Hell:
The police are German
The cooks are British
The engineers are Italian
The administrators are French
The lovers are Swiss

[dfwgator]

Hell:
The police are German
The cooks are British
The engineers are Italian
The administrators are French
The lovers are Swiss

You left out the best part: “And the whole thing is run by Italians”.

[tony549]

My late Uncle told me a variant of this joke:
Heaven:
Japanese wife
English House
Chinese Cook
American Salary

Hell:
American wife
Japanese house
English cook
Chinese salary