No wonder she charges a lot:
“My prep time is minimal because I invest a lot of my income in cosmetic procedures — $10,000 to have all of my body hair removed, $100 every three weeks for eyelash extensions so I don’t have to wear makeup, and $3,900 for a sweat-eliminating procedure called miraDry so I can shower less often than usual. Basically, I want the convenience of a white man.”
Would appear to be time for her 100,000 mile check-up