Fill it with hundreds of hungry PIGS then wait a couple days before you fill it with methane then ignite it.
Run Operation Feral Cowboy. Then flood the system. Then Carpet Bomb from the 3 Borders to the Beach. Let it cool off and Bulldoze the area flat. Build a Huge Resort.
Operation Feral Cowboy:
Texas has an abundance of Feral Hogs.
Park a C-5 Galaxy at the end of a taxiway with the rear ramp down and leave a trail of corn up the ramp with a one way gate and fill the cargo bay up, close the ramp and fly Porky and Friends on over to the East Side and offload them into a tunnel funnel.
Average Feral Hog are about 200 pounds each.
C-5 Galaxy can transport Maximum Cargo: 281,001 pounds (127,460 Kilograms).
281,001/200=1405 Little Piggies running amok in the tunnels.
71 posted on 12/6/2023, 2:20:43 PM by mabarker1 ( (Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I’m a member of Congress!!!)