Get hungry enough, Matt, and you won’t be so picky. In the meantime, don’t expect the whole world to cater to your whims.
I remember when I was on a strict low-carb diet and my brother decided to throw a pizza party for my newphew's birthday. Did I become an ass and demand that he provide me with food items more suitable to my special diet?
No I did not. I took a couple slices of mushroom pizza, threw the crust away when nobody was looking, and I survived.