Taylor Swift would have scored the Reaper more points.
“..Taylor Swift would have scored the Reaper more points....”
Without a doubt.
But that old Reaper ain’t no fool. He knows exactly where the high points are hiding, and scores double points when he takes out one of Satan’s finest tools.
He’s just bides his time, sharpening up that scythe for the next big points trophy.
Could it be Brandon? Maybe the Turtle? Perhaps even old Lieawhatha herself? Maybe Chuck, the Shumuck? Double points, anyone? /s