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Florida Woman Eats Counterfeit Cash While Getting Arrested
Wild941 ^ | 11/30/2023 | Richie Ortiz

Posted on 12/03/2023 9:12:55 AM PST by simpson96

We all wish we had access to more money. Everyone knows it doesn’t grow on trees. It might seem like a good idea, but it cannot be printed either. And even though money is hard to come by, it still isn’t a good idea for you to try and steal groceries at the self-checkout line. Just ask Zipporah Abraham. This Florida woman was arrested for trying to steal groceries, use counterfeit cash and eat the evidence.

We begin the story at a North Miami, Walmart. The 38-year-old attempted to buy $800 worth of items, but something seemed suspicious with the bills she used. This is when a loss prevention officer was alerted of the situation. After the loss prevention officer was alerted, they called the authorities and continued to watch her on the surveillance cameras.

This is when Abraham was seen attempting to hide items inside a storage bin and sneak out of the store without paying for them. Walmart employees also recognized Abraham through surveillance videos as a repeat offender at the same Walmart location. Luckily the loss prevention officer was able to stop her before she got away, but this didn’t stop Abraham from continuing to rack up her charges though.

According to an affidavit, Abraham was taken to the loss prevention office where authorities totaled $864.77 of items she tried to hide in the storage bin. She was then detained by authorities. That is when she was asked to remove her jewelry, but instead she attempted to put $200 worth of counterfeit cash in her mouth to eat them. Abraham was taken into custody where arrest records show her bond set at $10,000.


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1 posted on 12/03/2023 9:12:55 AM PST by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Maybe she just needs more fiber in her diet.


2 posted on 12/03/2023 9:21:50 AM PST by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: simpson96

No need to look.


3 posted on 12/03/2023 9:22:32 AM PST by nwrep
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To: Sirius Lee

Finally. Someone who puts their money where their mouth is.


4 posted on 12/03/2023 9:23:45 AM PST by bluescape
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To: bluescape

LOL. Interwebs: Win you did.


5 posted on 12/03/2023 9:27:57 AM PST by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: simpson96

I suspect artificial money is less nutritious than the real thing.


6 posted on 12/03/2023 9:37:12 AM PST by Dr. Sivana ("If you can’t say something nice . . . say the Rosary." [Red Badger])
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To: Dr. Sivana

Sure, but if you’re trying to lose weight...


7 posted on 12/03/2023 9:38:57 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: simpson96
Everyone knows it doesn’t grow on trees...

although it does grow on one specific tree: the Fedzilla Tree.

This tree is a cultivar, created a tad over 100 years ago. The first seedlings appearing at Jekyll Island, the site where the concept for the characteristics of this tree were formed.

8 posted on 12/03/2023 9:49:15 AM PST by C210N (Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.)
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To: simpson96

AI written articles are unreadable garbage no matter what the content is.


9 posted on 12/03/2023 9:50:49 AM PST by lefty-lie-spy (Stay Metal)
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To: simpson96

“I ain’t collecting the evidence, no suh.”


10 posted on 12/03/2023 9:52:42 AM PST by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: Dr. Sivana
I suspect artificial money is less nutritious than the real thing.

Especially when you factor in inflation.

11 posted on 12/03/2023 9:53:57 AM PST by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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To: simpson96

Zipporah, wife of Zippy the Pinhead.


12 posted on 12/03/2023 9:55:44 AM PST by Noumenon (You're not voting your way out of this. KTF)
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To: simpson96

How would she eat counterfeit digital currency ? LOL


13 posted on 12/03/2023 9:58:14 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: simpson96

14 posted on 12/03/2023 9:58:39 AM PST by KevinB (Word for the day: "kakistocracy" - a society governed by its least suitable or competent citizens)
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To: simpson96

Oh, that Florida woman. She’s always up to something!

I’m not sure who’s worse, though. Florida woman or Florida man?


15 posted on 12/03/2023 10:02:12 AM PST by exDemMom (Dr. exDemMom, infectious disease and vaccines research specialist.)
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To: simpson96

if money grew on trees you Could eat...oh...wait.


16 posted on 12/03/2023 10:07:08 AM PST by Qwapisking ("IF the Second goes first the First goes second" L.Star )
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To: butlerweave

bit by bit?


17 posted on 12/03/2023 5:04:53 PM PST by scrabblehack
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