[dfwgator]

I love SPAM calls. “Hello. Is Marsha there?” “I’m terribly sorry. Marsha died early this morning. Are you a friend?” (Hilarity ensures.)

"Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here, Who's this? Well, Ralph, uh, Debbie can't talk right now..........I'll have her call you back when I'm through."

"I love wrong numbers!"

[daler]

“Ohhhhhhhhh…so you’re trying to SELL me something!

I thought you were just another bill collector.”