[dfwgator]

It’s hard to sell a ticket on Broadway
Shows should be more pretty
Shows should be more witty
Shows should be more...
What’s the word?
Gay?

Exactly!
No matter what you do on the stage
Keep it light, keep it bright, keep it gay!
Whether it’s murder, mayhem, or rage
Don’t complain, it’s a pain
Keep it gay!

[SaveFerris]

Sounds like steam escaping!

Do it again,
You’re doing the French Mistake!

Voilà!!